Today marks the birthday of Sarah. Here's her horoscope for today...
Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a jerk... (in bed)
Here's to the girl we've come to know and love (some of us, anyway)
On your day of days we present this gift, that will bring a smile to your face for eternity.